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  1. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  2. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  3. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  4. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  5. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  6. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  7. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  8. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  9. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  10. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

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