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  1. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  2. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  3. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  4. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  5. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  6. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  7. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  8. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  9. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  10. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

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